Shit falling from the skies!

Ok. I couldn't hold it anymore. It fucking hurted and my stomache couldn't handle it anymore. #2. Eww. Gross. Shut the fuck up and grow up. Everyone drops the kids off at the pool. Get over it. Anyways.. I usually hate having to #2 on planes.. First, its hard to concentrate. Second, there are ppl needing to shit too. Lastly, you leave a trail of shit vapors as you pass by ppl to get to your row. Ok, so since I've done this before.. I brought my ipod.. Listening to my a&f tunes.. Waited for the woman occupying the lavatory.. Then it was my turn. Fart. Fart. Fart... Where's the shit? Like I said before.. Its hard to concentrate. Anyways.. About 8-10 mins later as I was finishing up my business.. There was a fuckin knock on the door. Flight attendant? Hell no. I opened up the door, and saw this Indian businessman. I gave him a dirty look signifying my expression "can't you fuckin wait for your turn??" he saw me give him direct eye contact and he looked away.. (i should've knocked on the door after he closed himself in.. Hahhahaha) anyways.. Got back to my seat and started typing this entry on my treo.

Now back when I was really little. This story is funny. I was probably in the 1st or 2nd grade.. I used to think that whenever you flush your poop on the airplanes.. It releases outside the plane and falls from the sky onto the earth below. Hahhahaha. Cute huh? I used to paranoid of this and freak out whenever I see and hear a plane overhead me.. I'd run to the nearest shelter or building till the sky was clear.. For I was afraid of poop falling down on me. Hahahah. Has anyone else been paranoid about this?

~Lor

On time but no starbucks :(

Arrived at O'Hare with 37 mins till our flight to Raleigh. Little did we know that there was a Starbucks. But it was an AIRPORT starbucks. And I swore to myself on my previous trips that i'd NEVER get anything from terminal starbucks anymore.. They're licensed. Not a real starbucks. Like the ones in Barnes & Noble.. "starbucks café" hahah... So thanks, but ill pass.

~Lor

On the way to O'Hare..

Finally boarded on my 4 hour redeye flight to Chicago. The plane is packed with ppl, there's a movie, I have the overhead air thingy blasting at me, and I have the center aisle seat just in case I have to pee. Lets go shall we?

~Lor

People watching & designer bags..

Since our flight was wayyyyy early.. We are stuck at the SFO airport for about 2 hours.. Chillin at the center of the airport at a foodcourt and people watching for attractive ppl. Believe me.. Its a sight for sore eyes to actually see HOT ppl outside Eureka and anywhere else in Humboldt County. Hahaha.. I love airports.. They're the BEST place to ppl watch and see different american and foreign cultures.. And to add to that.. I love seeing the different designer bags.. Louis Vuitton, Prada, Bogetta Vonetta, Hermes, Burberry, Marc Jacobs, &... I think that's all of the types I've seen so far.. But mostly LVs, since they're so easily recognizable (to me that is..) I might as well work for them.. Heh.. Off to my terminal now :)

~Lor

Ready.. Set.. Jetset!!!

On the plane now.. Flying to San Francisco :)

~Lor

Fuckin' Arcata airport..

We got a call about an hour ago saying our flight was cancelled. Damn. But she offered us the flight before our scheduled one.. And so.. We had to rush finishing our last phase of packing our stuff and securing everything before we left. We had to scramble for a ride to the airport b/c Eric, the guy that's supposed to dive us a ride wasn't answering his phone. We managed to get him. We called the gym. And they found him. And soo... I went to starbucks to get 3 drinks for us.. Beating out a long line of cars that arrived behind me.. Score.. And now.. We're on the way in Eric's car.. Traveling to the Arcata airport. I swear.. There's so many damn problems at local and small airports like this one.. Lets just hope this flight doesn't get cancelled.. I'll fuckin throw a fit. Heh.

~Lor

MadTV - "Krumpin"

that's how we do dat shytt. KRUMPPPPPP'nnnn. lmao
~lor

MadTV - "3 Minute Banana Splits"

an old episode that recorded on the dvr.. but i watched it anyways.. and this is what i saw this morning. i LOVE this skit. hahaha.

and here's the Tuna Melt skit.. and older one than the one above..

lovee it.
~lor

Packin' for North Carolina!!

I'm packin my stuff tonight.. Doesn't look like I packed a lot huh? That's b/c I'm skilled a folding shit. Hahhah thanks to working at Abercrombie & Fitch last summer.. But believe me... There's A LOT of stuff. C'mon.. This is ME we're talking about.. I practically travel with my entire closet.. Heh.

Fyi: ill be taking pics and updating constantly as I travel from cali, while I'm in NC, and until I return :)

~Lor

Hot bod

Finally got some 'under armor' to wear when I exercise at the gym.. I couldn't find the UnderArmor brand... So I had to resort with Nike.

I got a medium and its tight!! That's what spandex and polyester does to ya ;)

I also bought a formal jacket and dress pants too.. My mom said she'd pay for it.. So, yeah.. That was cool. Heh.. I'm fcukin broke now. Haha.. After all of these errands and shopping I did today.. And tired too.. Now I have to finish reading philosophy.. Ughhh..

~Lor

I deal with Starbucks customers like Miss Swan everyday.. haha

i loveeeeeeeeeeee this video. Remember watching MadTV and the Miss Swan adventures? haha.. i definitely give props to MadTV on this video. it basically depicts how Starbucks baristas deal with UN-educated customers. Usually, i'd help 'new' customers who aren't familiar with the starbucks lingo/menu so that we can make them 'returning customers' you know? .. and end their visits to their local coffeeshops. muahahahaha. world domination. starbucks rules the world. haha. j/k. but seriously. it's funny to watch the REAL conversations between a starbucks barista & a stupid customer.. but when YOU'RE the barista, then that's something i just dont wanna deal with ;D .. i get enough of that at my store. hahaha..
~lor

Microwave these for 15 seconds..

The starbucks petite vanilla scones (0.75 each or 1.95 for 3) are definitely my favorite.. And especially awesome to eat when you microwave em for about 15 seconds. Do u know what they taste like and its texture when u chomp down on em? FLAPJACKS! YESS... It tastes just like buttermilk pancakes with maple syrup. Hahaha.. FLAPJACKS.

~Lor

starbucks activists disgust me..

i posted a youtube comment under this video's location:

-if you have a problem about the Starbucks company.. THEN GO TO ETHIOPIA AND F***ING HELP THEM YOURSELF!!! it's not just Ethiopia where coffee bean plantations are located. they're in countries around the earth's equator. Starbucks is a GREAT company to work for. They give back and they help the farmers that they get their beans from. Where did you get the 3 cents fact anyway? from someone else? get your facts right. don't just assume. make some action.. don't WHINE about it.
~lor

but seriously.. after watching the people passing by getting interviewed.. it's just hilarious to watch... since they're fucking oblivious and will agree to something they think is reasonable to them.. uhh.. to tell you the truth.. it's NOT.

if they think that starbucks is cheating farmers... you really need to get your facts together. not just from one side.. but from BOTH. it's called being knowledgable. and when you talk like you 'know everything' .. it's actually quite embarassing when you say stuff that aren't true.

~lor

the weather today sucks.. again..

"This Weather Is Depressing!!"

The starbucks crew

Yep.. We're cool.. Heh..

~Lor

Gettin' my hair did..

Yup.. Gotta make those tips at starbucks.. Hehe. ;D

~Lor

Say it with Juicy Couture

i fcuking fell in love with this Juicy Couture charm.. it's a 18K gold plated-brass crown with cubic zirconia and glass stone accents.. and of course the motherfuckin' bigass pearl in the center. haha. after seeing the cute accessories from Tarina Tarantino.. i'm starting to call any type of keychains as 'bag candy' .. seriously. they are. when they're cool looking like this.. i'd definitely call it. heh. and the price for this Juicy Couture charm is $50. i hesitated when i found out the price in the Juicy Couture store.. since it was something out of my recommended price range. (i'm not saying i can't afford it.. it's just that if i bought it, i'd surely get my ass kicked by my bf. hahahahah) ..let's say it was pretty crazy after i bought my CHANEL 5085-b's .. hehe.. but anyways.. if someone would like to buy this for me. haha. maybe a sugardaddy that'd like to spoil me even more.. hahaha. yeah.. i want that. heh. This thing is a charm.. something to clasp it on a bracelet... but i'd rather clasp it as a necklace or a keychain..

Anyways.. i had a gay moment that i had to share. haha. can't a person like me salivate on something nice every once in a while? Usually, when i'm at the malls.. 95% of the time, im usually not impressed on the stuff i see.. b/c i like to find something that's eye-catching.. or something that pops out at me.. if it looks ordinary or with boring colors.. then i'm fucking not going to buy it. duh. heh. .. i wish i was at a decent mall right about now... the mall here in my town is fucking half empty and the stores that are currently still there aren't ones i usually go to. There's a Victoria's Secret, Zumiez, Gap, Lids, Bath & Body Works, Claire's, Sears, and that's about it.. i think.. It's boring. and i seriously cannot understand how people in this town like to hang out at that mall every single day or weekend?! i'm like... there's nothing new. what's there to get? the Gap store only receives a small selection of clothes compared to the wider varieties in the cities. ugh. I have to travel down to the Gap flagship store in San Francisco just to find something i like.. or some other place out of Humboldt County. .. which is why im so excited to visit North Carolina again. i doubt i'll find something new when im shopping the 2 or 3 leveled malls.. but it beats walking in and out of the mall here in less than 15 minutes..

~lor

The man-bag?

Its typical nowadays to see males carrying messenger bags or manbags. Like women.. We have shit to carry too. Hahahahhahaha. I like my PUMA sport messenger. When I saw it for the first time while shopping in San Francisco.. I was like OMGGG.. I want it. I know its not Louis Vuitton or Dolce & Gabbana, but hey.. I'm spending most of my money on plane trips.. To other places better than the place I'm currently living in..

And speaking of trips.. I'm flying back to visit North Carolina for a week on tuesday, may 29th.. And leaving nc on June 6th.

~Lor

Hopefully this works..

This entry is just a test.. Hopefully my mobile internet is working.. And this won't stay in my gmail's outbox forever.. Heh..

Oh yeah.. I save the coffee sleeves from drinks at starbucks :)

~Lor

Diamonds & CHANEL

Well.. Not really diamonds, but Swarovski crystals.. Got bored and
arranged the double-C Chanel logo on my Chanel sunglasses box.

Speaking of Chanel.. While working at Starbucks yesterday, a girl was
wearing a pair of 5086-b's!! Its the larger sized style of my 5085-b's
and the b's is the style with Swarovski crystals! Lol we both went
fuckin' nuts just talking about it. Hahaha.. Since it was both our
first times seeing someone else wearing a REAL 5085-b or 5086-b in
public!!! Talk about expensive tastes.. Our Chanels cost at least $500
each.. And now that they're discontinued.. We're totally rockin'
vintage in a few more years.. Heh.

~Lor