~Lor
Lorenzo's Mobile & Online Blog
- If you're a person that has lived on the east coast mostly all of your life.. and thought that California was the land of sunshine and beautiful people.. (thanks to the countless tv shows depicting Orange County) well, you're only half right.. it's not the case up here in North California. And this is how i'm experiencing it.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Say it with Juicy Couture
Anyways.. i had a gay moment that i had to share. haha. can't a person like me salivate on something nice every once in a while? Usually, when i'm at the malls.. 95% of the time, im usually not impressed on the stuff i see.. b/c i like to find something that's eye-catching.. or something that pops out at me.. if it looks ordinary or with boring colors.. then i'm fucking not going to buy it. duh. heh. .. i wish i was at a decent mall right about now... the mall here in my town is fucking half empty and the stores that are currently still there aren't ones i usually go to. There's a Victoria's Secret, Zumiez, Gap, Lids, Bath & Body Works, Claire's, Sears, and that's about it.. i think.. It's boring. and i seriously cannot understand how people in this town like to hang out at that mall every single day or weekend?! i'm like... there's nothing new. what's there to get? the Gap store only receives a small selection of clothes compared to the wider varieties in the cities. ugh. I have to travel down to the Gap flagship store in San Francisco just to find something i like.. or some other place out of Humboldt County. .. which is why im so excited to visit North Carolina again. i doubt i'll find something new when im shopping the 2 or 3 leveled malls.. but it beats walking in and out of the mall here in less than 15 minutes..
~lor
Friday, May 25, 2007
The man-bag?
And speaking of trips.. I'm flying back to visit North Carolina for a week on tuesday, may 29th.. And leaving nc on June 6th.
~Lor
Hopefully this works..
Oh yeah.. I save the coffee sleeves from drinks at starbucks :)
~Lor
Diamonds & CHANEL
Well.. Not really diamonds, but Swarovski crystals.. Got bored and
arranged the double-C Chanel logo on my Chanel sunglasses box.
Speaking of Chanel.. While working at Starbucks yesterday, a girl was
wearing a pair of 5086-b's!! Its the larger sized style of my 5085-b's
and the b's is the style with Swarovski crystals! Lol we both went
fuckin' nuts just talking about it. Hahaha.. Since it was both our
first times seeing someone else wearing a REAL 5085-b or 5086-b in
public!!! Talk about expensive tastes.. Our Chanels cost at least $500
each.. And now that they're discontinued.. We're totally rockin'
vintage in a few more years.. Heh.
~Lor
G'morning muscles!
I know its vain of me.. To check myself everytime I pass a mirror. But
I can't help it. I understand why guys at the gym like to check
themselves out. They're gaining something they probably never had
before. Bigger and defined muscles. I'm almost there. I just gotta
minimize the amount of food and frapps I get. But I finally learned
the exercising techniques for mu obliques (and for those who don't
know.. That's the "V" under my stomach. Its the fucking HOTTEST thing
on anyone' body. *drool..* I just need to work on my abs more.. And my
pecs are getting HUGE! They look pretty nice when I wear it under a
tight fitted shirt ;)
~Lor
damn mobile internet..
as for the 2 blog posts above this one.. i did them this morning.. i had to work my way around the treo & the internet to upload the text & photo. ugh. so.. complicated...
~lor
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Havin' a frapp break
~Lor
Barista bears! :)
~Lor
~Lor
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
VOGUE magazine: June
Eww.. Philosophy 214
~Lor
Monday, May 21, 2007
Mobile blog: Ppl in this town are fuckin' CRAZY!!!
Such as this crazy woman in a fucked up rusted red sedan tailgated the motherfuckin life of our blue eclipse. We braked several times for her to stop. She continues to tailgate. And then she tries to pass us on the 2 lane bridge. Stupid fucker. We blocked her from passing. And so we got to a part of the bridge that's on a small stretch of land and later becomes another bridge again.. At that place we did a u-turn while the red car stopped to the right shoulder.. Turned her car towards us. Basically perpendicular and a foot away from the side of our car. We yelled at her of course.. "LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DIVE YOU STUPID BITCH!!" and she pulled off behid us to the enterance of an exit ramp. Opened her door open and yelled "FUCK YOU! I HAVE MY 2 KIDS IN THE CAR!!" ..I laughed to myself.. Wow, she's setting a good example to her kids right? Haha.. we flicked her off with more cursing and drove off while she stayed parked at the same spot. What a stupid bitch.
And then less than half a mile away.. We drove to a redlight behind 2 cars.. To make a left..and there were 2 uglyass eurekans dressed in their shabby glory.. Standing on the median.. Trying to attempt to cross the street when our car was heading in their path. Of course we cut them off. Its not their right of way. Duh. Do u really want to compete with a idk.. A car that weighs a 100x more than u do.. And going about 60mph to a stop.. Haha.. I don't fuckin think so.. We had our windows closed. But could still hear what they said as they walked behind our car. "punks.." was what I heard.. But jeff, who was driving the entire time might have heard something different. As the woman passed my window I saw she turned her head around briefly to take a glance at those punks.. I took that chance and gave her a little thrust of my torso.. Signifying the motion like if she wanted a piece of me. Jeff then put my passenger window down and yelled "FUCK YOU!" to them. We were still waiting at the light. When it turned green.. The 2 eurekans walked across the other crosswalk in front of stopped traffic. Jeff told them to fuck off again. They might had said something back.. But I jokingly yelled back at them "boogilywooglieblahplahgrfjdiehdjskf" .. Hahaha.. A sarcastic response.. But I didn't care. Learn the rules of the road. You may have 2 legs.. But we have 4 tires.
Me and jeff continued to drive to the gym.. Dealing with other eurekans not knowing how to use their car.. Cutting us and being slow on the left lane.. Ugh.. When will they ever learn? Never. I've experienced all of the major highways in the cities.. Such as my recent trip in southern california. Eurekans would never survive on the highways of San Francisco and Los Angeles. They'd probably pull off to the shoulder lanes and cry miserably and smoke a joint or two. Which is why many of the people here in north california..especially in humboldt county.. Where eureka is in.. They moved up here b/c they couldn't handle the "traffic" in the city.. I translate that as 'we couldnt drive so I moved up here' and as what I've been hearing from locals around this town.. that is called 'washed-up eurekans'..
~Lor
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Overdressed & overpriced?
Anyways, it was Caila's going away & bday party.. and Laura invited me. I needed to get out of my house. im fucking getting tired of just hanging out on myspace 12 hours each day. That's the problem with this town.. there's nothing to do. For me anyways.
I parked the car outside the bowling lanes building. scared about where to park it. looked for a good well lit spot. yeah. right between 2 busted up & fucked up cars. great. i hesitated on walking to the front. i saw a bunch of guys. typical eurekans. dressed all in black and stuff. trying to be punk? idk. but there i was.. dressed in ripped jeans, a bright blue plaid dress shirt under a navy hollister hawaii shirt. yeah i was a bit scared. i didn't want them to approach me for what i was wearing. there's alot of scary things that happen in this town.. from what i heard. i pretended to talk on my cellphone as i walked to the door, ignoring their faces.
Inside the building. it was busy. it was 'cheap - strobelight - bowling - night'. it wasn't cheap actually. the flat rate for the entire night of unlimited bowling was $12, including shoes. wow. i got there at 10:45pm. I questioned Laura and Caila if i should pay that ridiculous amount. The person that worked there was a fucking bitch. Laura tried inputing my name onto the bowling lane computer. I bowled just once with my silver puma shoes. The bowling attendant came up and yelled saying i have to pay. duh. it was a fucking 12 bucks. I asked if i could just pay for one game. there was a sign that said one game was $1.50 and shoe rental was $2.50. I didnt wanna pay. i dont even have time. i had to pick up jeff at work at 12pm. the guy said i couldn't just hang around and loiter. he yelled that every 10 minutes on the loudspeaker throughout the night. bitch. and so i eventually paid the $12 with my debit card. ugh. but i bowled. Laura & Caila played for 5 rounds already.. and so i played.. and caught up. i made a strike the first official bowl i did. woohoo! and i think i made one more strike later on.. anyways... after 10 rounds.. it was finished. and Brandy and her brother Rob arrived. they got bowling shoes and paid .. and started bowling. unfortunately for me, the game wasnt reset for all of us and when we inputed Brandy and Rob's name into the bowling lane computer.. it allowed them to catch up and thus, i waited while the two bowled 10 rounds each. it was 11:45pm by the time they finished.. and i bowled once or twice after.. such a bargain for $12. I doubt i'll do that ever again. I had to leave. to pick up jeff. I wasn't sure if i could return that night after i picked up jeff. But i didnt think he wanted me to return.. since he got off from 9 hours of work. yeah. so that was that night.