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- If you're a person that has lived on the east coast mostly all of your life.. and thought that California was the land of sunshine and beautiful people.. (thanks to the countless tv shows depicting Orange County) well, you're only half right.. it's not the case up here in North California. And this is how i'm experiencing it.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Keep on staring you freaks..

So i went around town for errands. I saw about 3 ugly dudes walking around without any shirts on. Its hot outside today. Probably nearing 80°F. Im in shorts and flip flops, but still.

Anyways.. Why do the really fucked up ones look at me? Well hey, im driving a nice clean car. Notice i said clean. Im young and i dress nice. Im not trying to flaunt. This is just how i roll bitches.

Ugh. When am i going to leave this place? I really need to.

:'(

*sigh*..

~Lor

Ipod earphones

Since my old ones got... Old. I had to buy a new set. Ive been waiting for almost a month now, hoping to see it at Target. And luckily, today was that day. :)

~Lor

Monday, October 22, 2007

Oh hell naw..

Do not ever throw your fucking loose change one by one from the palm of your hand to the surface of the counter as i take your order of a mere tall black drip coffee. I shouldnt have picked up that quarter that rolled over to my side of the counter. Do not fucking give me attitude for putting a lid and a hot sleeve on the cup. Fucking old piece of shit old person. What are you? 60 years old? And to top it off, you attempt to crush a bowl full of packaged roasted almonds with your fist. Hahahaha. Motherfucking dumbass. And you smoke right beside the front door of our store too. It says 20 feet away, but i assumed your eyesight is nearing blindness. I have never seen you before in my life and i hope i never do again. Thanks for comin' in! :)

~Lor

Sexyback at Starbucks

Haha. Im like having a short-term obsession with 'sexyback' in random phrases. Heh. :)

~Lor

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Covered in boxer shorts!

Hahahaha.. Its my couch covered in underwear! I decided to airdry them after they got washed. :P

~Lor

Friday, October 19, 2007

Rolls of sushi!

I had 8 California rolls & 8 Spicy Tempura Shrimp Rolls :)

~Lor

Sushi at the Ritz

Mmmm.. I love sushi!!!! :D

~Lor

chopsticks

Haha. Sooooo cute. I love this pic. This is my 1st (somewhat) decent meal in the past 2 days.

~Lor

Nightmares & ugly babies

I had a bad dream last night.. That i went to a funeral of my goddaughter Kalea whose like only 5 months old. :'( Sad i know.. Even tho ive only gotten to see her when i was in Chicago, she's the most cutest baby girl eveerrrr.

Now when im seeing babies around town in Northern California, OMG they're pretty ugly. LMAO. Seriously!!! Isnt it a fact that when 2 ugly people consumate, they'll have an ugly baby? Its getting the features of the mother and father!! Heh. There's really no options for these people here.. Would a pretty girl go for some butch slob? Probably not, but at least find some other guy that would seem more attractive to the average person. But then again... Ugly people need love too.

Im not trying to sound shallow and ignorant. Thats what the majority of people here in norcal are! SHUT UPPP!!! i dont wanna hear that im starting to blend in this place. Omggg noo. Im just stating the truth. Unbiased in my personal opinon. So deal with it.

~Lor

Damn Milo..

Milo Ventimiglia. Remember his name and face b/c he's one hot fuckin' stud. Mmmm.. Hahaha. :D

~Lor

Starbucks Christmas 2007 theme preview

Here's the new "theme" at starbucks this holiday season. I saw the new merchandise, obviously more updated with some of the common items of last year. From metallic red & silver to candycane-striped mugs, they look cute this year. The decorations look cool with new wreaths on the doors and strings of cards on the windows. Ohh can u believe another year has flown by?

~Lor

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Cheap-o soup

I didnt even eat lunch today.. Nor last night for dinner. All i had was a trailmix bar from starbucks thats like 1.5"x2.5" big with less than 300 calories in each bar. I know i should be eating. But ever since i gained like 10 lbs after my SF and Chicago trip, i weighed 140lbs. Im normally 130lbs and i wanna keep it that way unless i have muscle development. Currently, im 133lbs with 11% body fat and 66% water weight. This soup is about the same amount of calories compared to that trailmix bar. Heh.. But this soup has more work and effort to cook & eat. Hehe..

~Lor

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

On a boat.

A friend asked to pump out the water out of the boat after the rain. So i guess i have to come back and do this like 3x a week. Heh. Damn rain.

~Lor

Friday, October 12, 2007

Starbucks at Staples

Pretty random to see starbucks (probably expired) coffee beans at Staples. Yeah.

~Lor

Baby Elijah!

Also forgot to upload these pics of Elijah when i was in Chicago a few weeks ago.. Isnt he cute? Heh :)

~Lor

Sushi with Anne!

Heh.. I finally remembered to upload these pics..

~Lor

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Haircut :P

Blahh. I went to a really nice salon today to get a haircut. She was so good. I even tipped her 25% :)

~Lor

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Flying over San Francisco!

I had to take some pics of the city overhead.. And i realized that SF isnt really a big city at all compared to Chicago.. But i still love SF :)

~Lor

Nothing new..

Ok.. Sorry. I've been busy. There's just not alot of interesting things to post or talk about ever since i've come back to Eureka. It's lame isnt it? Here are some random photos of me over the past 2 weeks..

~Lor

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Ranier, Martin & me..

It was good to see my younger (now taller bro) and my cousin, Martin, from San Francisco :)

~Lor

Papa Johns

Yeah, I got to have REAL pizza during the trip to Chicago. Fuck Round Table Pizza.

~Lor

On the plane..

Ehh.. A long flight back to cali. Thankfully I bought an inTouch magazine to keep me sane. Hahahaha.

~Lor

Saturday, September 29, 2007

CHICAGO!!

The bean is pretty fantastic :)

~Lor

Jon's funeral

It was sad. I cried a lot. I spoke the 2nd reading during mass and I was one who carried his casket from the hearse into the church and vice versa. I cried with his older bro as we closed the hearse door and as the vehicle drove away..

~Lor

Friday, September 28, 2007

At the funeral home..

It took me a while to finally walk next to Jon-Jon's casket. I just broke down crying as soon as I saw him. I miss him so much. It feels like he can wake up any minute and just start talkin' to me like before.

~Lor

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Jon-Jon's life thru pictures

I was asked to make a collage of photos for John. The left one is photos of him and his family throughout his life. The right side is him and his friends. It feels weird how his stuff is still around the house. It was only just 4 days ago of his death.

~Lor