Oh hell naw..

Do not ever throw your fucking loose change one by one from the palm of your hand to the surface of the counter as i take your order of a mere tall black drip coffee. I shouldnt have picked up that quarter that rolled over to my side of the counter. Do not fucking give me attitude for putting a lid and a hot sleeve on the cup. Fucking old piece of shit old person. What are you? 60 years old? And to top it off, you attempt to crush a bowl full of packaged roasted almonds with your fist. Hahahaha. Motherfucking dumbass. And you smoke right beside the front door of our store too. It says 20 feet away, but i assumed your eyesight is nearing blindness. I have never seen you before in my life and i hope i never do again. Thanks for comin' in! :)

~Lor